Greyhound Retirement Home

Disclaimers and Advice

The Greyhound Retirement Home is nothing more than an expression of our love of Greyhounds and other dogs. We do not claim to be experts in veterinary medicine, canine husbandry or anything at all other than dog lovers.

We have opinions on the Greyhound Racing industry, and for the most part we keep them to ourselves. Please do not send us hate mail because you think we support the industry or fail to point out its failures and abuses. WE KNOW! Any submissions to our Guestbook that relate to the Greyhound Racing industry will be promptly deleted.

We do not breed dogs. Please do not send us mail asking when our next litter will arrive. We do not know any Greyhound breeders. Please don't ask us when their next litters will arrive. We do not have or plan to have human children. Please do not ask us when our next litter will arrive. On second thought; should a human litter arrive, we would be interested in knowing if anyone is interested in adopting.

One last piece of advice: Do not put your Greyhound in the dryer after bathing. Otherwise THIS may happen.

Final Disclaimer: Please do not blame us when you fall victim to the phenomenon commonly known as "chipping". We know that you can't have just one. If you're feeling cramped because your house is full of Greyhounds and there is no place left for the people to sleep, we can only suggest getting a bigger house.